annulet:

baethoven

jethrocane:

a pregnant woman goes into a coma

months later she wakes up, no longer pregnant

“you had twins! ” the nurse exclaims. “your brother named them”

“what did he name the girl?” the woman asks

“denise”

“that’s alright, I like denise. and the boy?”

“denephew”

purpbanga:

onlylolgifs:

Turtle enjoying a bath)

THROW THAT ASS IN A CIRCLE!!

inkimyewetrust:

This woman is perfect. Don’t fight me on this.

inkimyewetrust:

This woman is perfect. Don’t fight me on this.

“I cant wait until I can roll over at 2 a.m. to find your lips instead of a text”

– (via dutchster)

traum-e:

 

traum-e:

 

diamte:

Mom goals

diamte:

Mom goals

sexgodsnarry:

IF YOU ARE THE TYPE OF GUY THAT KISSES A GIRL ON THE TOP OF THE HEAD WHEN YOU HUG THEM THEN YOU ARE DOING IT RIGHT MY FRIEND